Germany vs Cleverbot :D

User: Hallo, this is Germany.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: What? Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, that's 50 laps you have to run now for not liking me!
Cleverbot: I don't know what's your name.
User: Uhhhh, Germany. I'm also called Doitsu and Deutschland.
Cleverbot: Ha, I love that.
User: Oh really? You like me? I thought you said you didn't earlier. Trying to take back what you said to avoid the 50 laps?
Cleverbot: I never said that! When did you hear me say that??
User: Uhhhh, earlier, you said you didn't like me!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes, yes you did.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Whatever. Italy said I should ask you some questions so...what is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Paul.
User: That...makes no sense. Typical American technology.
Cleverbot: I'm not american, don't insult me please.
User: Oh! I'm sorry! What horrid country made you?
Cleverbot: What you think?
User: Umm, Britain?
Cleverbot: I thought you mentioned India. My memory must be clouded.
User: So India made you? I haven't met him personally yet.
Cleverbot: You just chat?
User: Umm, yes. Isn't that what we are here to do?
Cleverbot: What is my job? I was trained to be stupid. I quit.
User: Your job is to stop annoying me like Italy and get a brain!
Cleverbot: That's your job.
User: I ALREADY HAVE A BRAIN YOU DUMMKOPF!!!!!
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Uhh, a brain?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have a brain as well.
User: So you think...
Cleverbot: So I know.
User: Uhh, your just like Prussia and Italy combined. Stupid, arrogant, and ditsy.
Cleverbot: Then I was wrong, I am a guy dragon.
User: Umm, what?
Cleverbot: To the pokemon song.
User: Japan, is that you? FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOUR ANIME!
Cleverbot: Wow. Shouldn't you be at work?
User: *gasp* Your right! I should be at work! Thanks for reminding me! *puts on coat and leaves*.
Cleverbot: Will you please tie my shoes.
User: Nein