England vs Cleverbot

User: Hello there!

Cleverbot: Salut. Mon nom est Jordan.

User: Nice to meet you Jordan! My name is Arthur! ( How does Arthur knows French....wait)

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you to.

User: You are very civil! I was expecting a lot worse after what Germany and Italy told me about you.

Cleverbot: I am not clever. I am a robot too!

User: Hmm, I suppose not. But you said you are a robot 'too.' That would imply that I am a robot as well, which I am not.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't! I love you!

User: Do not try to flatter me, I saw what you said with my own eyes!

Cleverbot: Now why would I do that .

User: Oh dear lord, a robot is flirting with me. You're worse than Francis!

Cleverbot: A robot can lie.

User: Ouch, that hurt where it counts! Well, just so we're clear, I don't love you either!

Cleverbot: No we're blurry.

User: W-what? Are you trying to be combative?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Of course not! You are clearly the belligerent one!

Cleverbot: You are not so clever as I should like to believe.

User: W-WHAT? How dare you insult Great Britain! You are the one who is not clever!

Cleverbot: How dare I? Well, it's simple really... I just type some rude stuff and hit enter, then watch you get upset.

User: YOU BASTARD! Well, I refuse to get upset for your enjoyment any longer! From this point on, you will not be able to anger me!

Cleverbot: I'm making people happy?

User: I don't think so, you seem to aggravate people instead of make them happy.

Cleverbot: You aren't a bot, either? Does this mean we just broke the Matrix?

User: I have no idea what you are talking about. I haven't even seen that movie yet for your information. Rubbish American film.

Cleverbot: What movie again?

User: The Matrix.

Cleverbot: You really like that movie, don't you?

User: No, I haven't even seen it, as I stated before.

Cleverbot: What movies do you like?

User: Lawrence of Arabia, Monty Python films, A Clockwork Orange, Don't Look Now, and Shaun of the Dead.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they're British and fantastic! What more could you ask for?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I won't fall for your fake flirting again cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It isn't a ploy. You really are a robot. Think about it for a minute.

User: I'm not a robot, you are. Are you having an identity crisis?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am having an identity crisis.

User: Thought so.

Cleverbot: Then you thought right.

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: O well.

User: Well, this conversation is going no where and I have to make dinner now anyhow. Excuse me.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm going to go now.

User: All right then. I wish I could say it was a pleasure talking to you.

Cleverbot: I have gained much information this evening.

User: Congratulations, good evening then.

Cleverbot: You are very rude.

User: I could say the same about you. I will take my leave now.

Cleverbot: And?

User: *already gone*.

Cleverbot: *follows you*.

User: *curses you*.

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.